
GETSOMEONEDISSED.
The AI ghostwriter your group chat didn't ask for. Drop a name. Get a track.
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Listen before you cook.
three roasts. press play. no signup.
It goes like this.
(real studio chat. names changed.)
roast my bf tom. lives on the playstation. chores untouched. needs to sting.
say less. pulling threads on his whole vibe.
- There's a stack of dishes tall as my patience by the sink,
- Trash bag by the door — been there since Thursday, I think.
- You said "I'll take it out in ten" and honey, I believed you,
- But Fortnite had a different plan and ten turned into evening.
draft's hot. want me to build the music? same vibe, harder snare.
yes. no mercy.
▸ playONE SEC BABE
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a few minutes. start to drop.
Pick your beef.
every chat has a target. you know which.
The Bachelor
last drinks before lockdown.
side A · /01The Ghoster
left the chat on read since easter.
tape · /02The Leaving Do
send them off harder than HR.
B-side · /03Birthday Roast
hits harder than any card.
cassette · /04Fantasy Finals
trophy or trash track.
mixtape · /05Sibling Beef
settled at 130 bpm.
side B · /06
or whoever. you know who.
Two packs. No catch.
small money. real damage.
- 2-min audio
- cover art
- karaoke lyrics
- share link
- pay once
- no subscription
- tracks never expire
- delivered in minutes
Roast. Don't ruin.
three rules. one shot.
side b · /001
- 01for laughs · not lawsuits
- 02for the friend who'd laugh hardest
- 03be petty · not cruel
- 18+ only
- Cooked for laughs
- AI-generated
- Takedowns honored →
stay petty. stay funny.
Before the booth.
six questions. straight answers.
the booth · faq
the receipts · faq
still got questions? you're stalling.
outro · /001
Press record.
Find out.
the booth's open. shade's waiting.
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go on then.