
GETSOMEONEDISSED.
The AI ghostwriter your group chat didn't ask for. Drop a name. Get a track.
from $2.99 · no subscription · tracks never expire
Listen before you cook.
three roasts. press play. no signup.
It goes like this.
(real studio chat. names changed.)
roast my bf tom. lives on the playstation. chores untouched. needs to sting.
say less. pulling threads on his whole vibe.
- There's a stack of dishes tall as my patience by the sink,
- Trash bag by the door — been there since Thursday, I think.
- You said "I'll take it out in ten" and honey, I believed you,
- But Fortnite had a different plan and ten turned into evening.
draft's hot. want me to build the music? same vibe, harder snare.
yes. no mercy.
▸ playONE SEC BABE
2:18 · mp3 · share link · download
a few minutes. start to drop.
Pick your beef.
Custom roast songs for birthdays, anniversaries, stag and hen dos, leaving dos, fantasy league losers and the group chat's main character.
every chat has a target. tap yours.
The Bachelor(ette)
last drinks before lockdown.
side A · /01, bachelor party, bachelorette, stag do and hen do roast songs for the groom or brideThe Group Chat
someone's always the main character.
tape · /02, roast songs for best friends and the group chat's main characterThe Leaving Do
send them off harder than HR.
B-side · /03, funny farewell and leaving songs for coworkers and retirementsBirthday Roast
hits harder than any card.
cassette · /04, custom funny birthday roast songsFantasy Finals
trophy or trash track.
mixtape · /05, fantasy football loser punishment diss tracksThe Other Half
in love, armed with receipts.
side B · /06, funny personalized songs for boyfriends, girlfriends and spouses
Two packs. No catch.
small money. real damage.
- 2-min audio
- cover art
- karaoke lyrics
- share link
- pay once
- no subscription
- tracks never expire
- delivered in minutes
Roast. Don't ruin.
three rules. one shot.
side b · /001
- 01for laughs · not lawsuits
- 02for the friend who'd laugh hardest
- 03be petty · not cruel
- 18+ only
- Cooked for laughs
- AI-generated
- Takedowns honored →
stay petty. stay funny.
Before the booth.
six questions. straight answers.
the booth · faq
the receipts · faq
still got questions? you're stalling.
outro · /001
Press record.
Find out.
the booth's open. shade's waiting.
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go on then.